At right, the phinest
Photoshoppery ever perpetrated.

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Hard-Learned Lessons from the Jeopardy! Tournament of Champions:
  1. If you have a big head normally, it's going to look huge on TV.
  2. Don't be fooled: literacy and intelligence don't always go together. Seriously, that Rusty guy was a machine.
  3. Johnny Gilbert hates it when you keep asking him to say "THIS! IIIIIS! JEOPARDY!" Leave him alone after he obliges the fifth time.
  4. Those donuts were for Alex. Oops.
  5. Grandma-ish sweaters often disguise ruthlessness. Behind that smile, Lynette is plotting Merv Griffin's demise.
  6. Wait! I've got it! That Rusty guy was a RUSTY machine! Get it? Eh?
  7. No one thinks puns on the name "Rusty" are funny.

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