Who let Mike Jiran touch the UNIX server?

Was it YOU?

Really, now. It's an expensive, precision instrument. We really ought to not let people like him touch machines like that.

Well anyway, the damage is done. Not only has he touched it, but he's uploaded some kind of assignments onto it. He's also put an entire website for Waste of Time Productions on here.

Might as well take a look.

It WAS you, wasn't it?!